Congress was Winning in Gujarat, but then Amit Shah turned his Bluetooth ON

Prime Minister Narendra Modi on Monday credited Gujarat and Himachal victories to ‘vikas’. “Jeeta vikas, jeeta Gujarat,” tweeted Modi after it became clear that BJP will form the government in both the states. BJP president Amit Shah also said that it was Modi’s vikasvaad which trumped Congress’ jaativaad.

Campaigning in Gujarat, both by the BJP and the Congress, was high-pitched and bitterly-fought. The BJP has been ruling in Gujarat for the last two decades and today win will be seen as a significant one ahead of the 2019 general elections.

But in morning it was seen that Congress was Leading, it all set for Congress massive victory. People had voted for Congress and Rahul Gandhi. Suddenly, BJP started leading and Congress vote share went down. This was only possible because Amit Shah, turned his Bluetooth on and hacked all EVM. Here is the proof, the screenshot taken by the EVM counting Election Commission officer.

Exasperating farrago of distortions, misrepresentations and outright lies being broadcast by an principled showman masquerading as a politician called Shashi Tharoor might ask who is Tina, but let’s focus on the EVM hacking Bluetooth. This Bluetooth signal destroyed the Rahul Gandhi dream of continuing his Dynasty and so were the dreams of few designer journalists lost.

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