Why Malala Yousafzai doesn’t find time to comment on peaceful Islamic issues?

I am Malala Yousafzai, people call me a Pakistani Activist for female education. I am the youngest-ever Nobel Prize laureate, but I am not really sure why I was given the Nobel Prize. I was shot in my head, probably that is the reason why I became famous. A bullet which went through my head, neck, and finally ended up in my shoulder.

I could not get better facilities in Pakistan, so I was moved to the Queen Elizabeth Hospital. One of the specialties of this hospital is it being used for the treatment of military personnel who are injured in conflict. Two other girls were also wounded in the shooting, Kainat Riaz and Shazia Ramzan, but they did not become famous unlike me. I was not aware about anything in this world, but after this one gun shot in my head, I seem to have the ability to speak about world issues.

My views on Pakistan:

Even though I was shot in Pakistan, I still feel Pakistan is a safe country for all. But I do not want to go back, uuuummmm because it is a safe country. I told reporters at Edgbaston that, I am ready to tell the world that Pakistan is a safe place and teams should go there and play Cricket but I do not want to go back to Pakistan else I will be shot again. Yes, but it’s a safe country.

My Views on Kashmir:

After the Hizbul Mujahideen commander Burhan Wani was killed in an encounter with Indian Army, I was very sad. Burhan Wani was a human being and he doesn’t deserve such a brutal killing by the Indian Army. He was a misguided youth, a poor Kashmiri and should have been shown a way to good deeds. I call on United Nations, the International Community, Governments of India & Pakistan to work together with utmost urgency to right these wrong, providing the people of Kashmir with dignity, respect and freedom they deserve.

Although I am aware that the United Nations has given a three step referendum process for Pakistan to resolve the Kashmir issue, I will keep appealing for peace without actually doing anything. I am aware Pakistan is not going to ahead with the UN referendum, but I still wont speak against Pakistan, else I will be shot again.

I almost forgot to say this, I stand with the people of Kashmir, My fourteen Million Kashmiri brothers & sisters have been close to my heart

My Views on Mynamar:

I just tweeted from my verified twitter account (yes the one with the blue tick). Every time I see this news, my heart breaks at the suffering of the Rohingya Muslisms in Myanmar. Yes, Muslim kids and women as well who are suffering. No, not at all, these pictures are not photoshopped or edited.

These people should not suffer, though there are fifty Islamic countries in the world, I still would like India to take the additional burden of these Rohingya Muslim Refugees. Yes, I wont let my country Pakistan to take in these Refugees, because I am aware my country is not able to handle its own people, how they will handle these additional misguided crowd?

By the way I almost forgot, I don’t want to speak against Pakistan, I will probably be shot again.

My views on ISIS:

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This above picture is photo-shopped I think, how can people go underwater and finally get themselves lock them up in a cage? No, no, not at all. It is not possible. It seems to be conspiracy by United States.

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Lastly, I would like to say ISIS is a peaceful misguided organization and the world should take care of them with love and affection. ISIS just wants Sharia, so that they can shoot more girls like me and make them famous . Which will indeed give more power to girls, Go Sharia Pow… Sorry Women Power !!!

Being a Sunni Muslim I do not comment on the Shia-Sunni conflicts going on in Islamic countries, because it is their personal matter. If any one does ask me about it, I am only trained to give answers like “We should live in peace, girls should be educated”. Also I do not talk much about terror attacks by a certain peaceful religion, because again I don’t want to get shot again !!

Thank you.

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