Parody: AAP is wining FIFA World Cup 2018, claims AAP’s Internal Survey

Parody: The 2018 FIFA World Cup is the 21st football World Cup, a quadrennial international football tournament contested by the men’s national teams of the member associations of FIFA. It is currently ongoing in Russia starting from 14 June and will end with the final match on 15 July 2018.

Germany had not gone out of a World Cup at the first stage since 1938, but this time its all over for Germany. The Germany team had been knocked out of the 2018 FIFA World Cup. The entire sporting fraternity was pondering as to what could be the reason for this sudden knock out of Germany from this particular World Cup.

Delhi Deputy Chief Minister Manish Sisodia gave credit to the Chief Minister of Delhi, Arvind Kejriwal, for knocking Germany out of the 2018 FIFA World Cup. He said Germany is communal and hence Arvind Kejriwal ensured that they are successful knocked out of the tournament.

Also, an internal survey was carried out by the Aam Aadmi Party, polled among internal members of Aam Aadmi Party. The internal survey stated that the Aam Aadmi Party is winning the FIFA World Cup 2018.

The internal Survey was carried out by experts, very similar and credible to the one carried out by the international agency Thomson Reuters Foundation labeling India the most dangerous country for women. This internal survey included impartial and non party personalities like Dhruv Rathee, Gurmehar kaur, Rajdeep Sardesai and Ram Subramanian.

Rajdeep Sardesai who is reporting directly from Russia has observed a wave of Arvind Kejriwal. He said the entire media lobby is present here and every one is only going for AAP.
Dhruv Rathee has made a YouTube video, which crossed nearly 1 million views on ‘How Modi cannot win FIFA World Cup due to communal image’. In his video he has clearly claimed that AAP will be lifting the world cup, as AAP is the only honest contender in the World Cup.
Ram Subramanian said, “Though AAP is present in North India, still AAP is good. Arvind Kejriwal often visits Bangalore which is in South India, and hence he has that talent in him to win the World Cup”.
He has also expressed his pleasure over Pakistan’s support for Arvind Kejriwal. Gulmeher Kaur was unable to give any reactions due to personal reasons, hence she just placed a placard which read, “Same as what Ram Subramanian said”.